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Dragon's Dogma Cyclops Fail by NarutoLover6219 Dragon's Dogma Cyclops Fail by NarutoLover6219
I don't know what the hell was up with this cyclops, but it was jumping around, like playing hop scotch or something...
and it kept heading towards the cliff edge.
So I creeped over and watched it to see if it would actually keep going...
I never have loled this much in Dragon's Dogma since my pawn Airis and his spastic behaviors.
And hey I got exp for it XD
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Kermitthefrog223456 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016
TheCelesticWarrior Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2015
Yeah. I was trying to shoot at a Cyclops in Soulflayer Canyon, and the bloody gobshite just fell off. It didn't jump. It just... fell.
If only the Gorecyclops in the Dark Arisen quest was as dumb as that.
lorddolzakhyron Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015
"master! that is why i am always warning you against standing too close to the edge! YOU MIGHT FALL!"

"he didn't fall. he jumped."
TejinaGirlForever Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Omg X,D
Mortquitamort Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I saw Rook pawn on a deep hill jumping over and commiting suicide....

And I was... " WTF, your IA it's made in this way ??? loool ""

Kursed-Life Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2015
Oh gods, thank you for reminding me of my best kill ever. Remember the cyclops in the giant spiral pit under the capital? Was fighting the bastard, clambering up on his head stabbing his eye, when he just waltzed right off the edge. I discovered then that if you're climbing something and they fall, you do not take fall damage.
TheCelesticWarrior Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
At one point in a cave, I can't remember what it's called, there was a faraway cyclops on a bridge. The fucking idiot fell off! XD
Ghostbusterlover Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I REMEMBER THE EXACT LOCATION 'cause I saw it happening twice and it's fun every time. =D (I don't need to waste time to kill another Cyclops either)
The first panel with the first dialogue... now I can clearly hear my Main Pawn's voice saying that. Heard it too many times. |D
Claircex Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh I had this except with an ogre ,it was in the basement of the pawn guild.
Kero360 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is this really a TRUE HISTORY?? Cause that´s a damn nice glitch in the game: FREE LOTS OF EXPERIENCE. Maybe just a lucky hit!!!!! So far I haven´t seen a suicide cyclops, but one time I was lucky enough to lure one to a cliff, and then epic fail to him!!!!Giggle Giggle Giggle 
NarutoLover6219 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Yep. Completely true. ^^
its cool how heights and falling deal damage not only to you, but ur opponents. So handy XD
Kero360 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Of course...may gravity be with you hahahahah....Bunny Emoji-89 (Cheer) [V5] Bunny Emoji-89 (Cheer) [V5] 
GamergirlNS Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
Haha, that happened to me too! And an elder ogre jump kicked off of a bridge in bitter Black Isle.
Kleobis Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This kind of happened to me, but while in combat, the cyclops took a step back to swing the club at me, but I don't know, I guess it slipped or something, it just suddenly went tumbling down the cliffside (you know the one in front of the women thieves camp?). Smartly enough, one of my pawns decided to chase after it and, guess what, it died. So there I had to go ALL THE WAY BACK to revive that idiot... >___>
shadowlightmaker Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
I had this happen to me

>W> the bad part was the game didn't want me to see it happen

I was like oh look it's jumping to that cliff


"master snow harpies"

"master direwolves"

(battles them all)

>W> looks back to see the Cyclops it's no longer where it was.

*sudden exp gain*

I look down the cliff and I see it's remains.

I swore to hate them harpies from letting me enjoy a stupid death.

and then I destroyed their nesting spot.
Goldeneyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
Oh my gosh I just laughed so hard, this is hilarious!  I've had a bunch of cylopses and ogres go off cliffs during fights, but never on their own!
Immortalstar03 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
We've seen some crazy shit in Dragon's Dogma.
TheAdolescentKing Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
I read that in my own pawn's voice, get it out of my head
tsugomu Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014
i experienced something like that. i was fighting the cyclops. my pawn was hacking at its feet with a giant sword while i clung to its face stabbing it repeatedly. it falls back on the cliff with me ontop. i jump off, land on the ground, turned around and just stood there wondering "....did that just happen?" 
dragai Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
ik this kinda of stuff lol. dark arisen lol almost kille an elder ogre it slipped down a ledge then jumped right off. 

the fallen city 3 eliminators, i hate group ambushes of them so i like to use full bend and snipe them off the edge. (lots of fun if you can do it right XD)
gumbo821 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
best damn way to deal with ogres this is.
LOL happened in my game (it was an armored Cyclops) I was like"WTF LOL" than ran into a drake who party killed me :(, Than again on the Wyrm hunt to free the Shadow Fort from the Goblins my wizard caused a Cyclops to fall backwards off a ledge to it's death (I bloody laughed)
Captain--KiKi Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The best kind of exp I say!!! I once had an Ogre charge at me in the Everfall, and in charged right off the cliff and killed itself. Hey, saved me the curatives XD
Goldeneyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
That happened to me only one of my pawns was still clinging to it!
Captain--KiKi Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's not ever a good thing. Then you have to run down fast enough before your pawn gets sucked into the rift DX Ah well.
Goldeneyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Yeah I was way up there and I was just like "well....that was dumb.  See ya."  ha ha
Captain--KiKi Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I kind of suck majorly without all of my pawns, so I'd be all: " I'M COMING FOR YOOUUU!!!!" *runs down probably tripping in the process*
Goldeneyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
I would definitely race down for my main pawn, but not the others.  ha ha  Especially not now when I'm so strong and can totally get by with less than a full team.  
Captain--KiKi Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Or NO ONE MWAHAHAHAH Yeah it's fun being all boss. One shot one kiiiillll!!!
Goldeneyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
Yeah.  I'm playing through for my fanfic right now (like I'll play a quest then write it, etc), but I kill everything in like two seconds now so it makes me REALLY impatient to get back to BBI.  I haven't finished it yet, I figure I'm MAYBE halfway done?  Not even sure.  I got to that undead dragon and the guy who controls it so far.  Anyway, regular stuff isn't a challenge anymore so I just want to get back there already.  -_-
GahooleGuardian Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
also throwing bandits off a cliff has been proven very effective and hilarious XD I mean, who needs to fight when you can do that?!
DarkenedParadox Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
These comics of yours are hillarious XD Dragon's Dogma is just full of LOL moments.
KingXxItachiXx Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
SansTheTroll Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
((LOL I've lost count how many times this had happen to me XD


Cyclops: !!! *Slips off ledge and falls to his doom*

*Gets exp for it anyways and mission is complete*

Me: Well that was easy :lol: ))
QueenAlexiaAshford27 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
This happened to me before! XD  I couldn't stop laughing.
Rinsley Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I jumped onto ones right arm as it faced a cliff and repeatedly slashed at its elbow, stumbling it right before it could attack. Eventually, the stumble animation made him walk right off the cliff, and I jumped off and landed right on the edge and laughed.
KunoichiAyu Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013   Traditional Artist
I've never seen that happen.... Sounds hilarious.
airstation86 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i love seeing that happen
since my arisen is a strider i actually keep my distance and try to aggravate him by hitting it with arrows and make it mad and fall off
i have been playing dogma since day one, and it still gives me such joy to see how derp the cyclops are
Kraka-chan Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Maybe he didn't see how deep the ledge was. Lack of depth-perception, you see - since Cyclopes only have one eye.

Yeah, my joke is lame. :|
NarutoLover6219 Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Student Digital Artist
lol XD
docheartache Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
Hahaha, this happens all the time in Soulflayer Canyon.

But why does your pawn look like an elven Ellen DeGeneres?
Bellathekid269 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
Omg that happens to me too!
Wanizame Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
If you have a ranged fighter, like any of the classes that can use a bow, you can kill the one in Soulflayer Canyon by standing on the ledge near the entrance and firing a bolt at it. It will turn and run towards you, happily falling off the narrow path above to its doom below.
NiisamaBro Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013
I love this game. The AI does such wacky and humorous things at times.

Cyclops jumping off cliffs... wolves dashing past you off cliffs... bandits breaking boxes while you pelt them with arrows. There is always a laugh to be had.
Lellegaard Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha xD
Cerashekus Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
  • This just happened to me. xD
    But it was with an armoured one, and I got so extremely confused when I got exp for it. x3
anxia26 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012
and, quest completed...
Attackrage92 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
funniest thing is you got exp for it
NarutoLover6219 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I know!!!

That just made it all the more random XD
Attackrage92 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
you probably laughed really hard at it too
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